Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

by Rionox February 15, 2023

Face-out

The action of asking someone out via facebook.

Mike just face-outed Katie, they're going to the movies tomorrow.

by Cesco13 October 26, 2010

Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

reverse leg duck face

The trend going around where girls squat for every picture that is taken.

The reverse leg duck face is defying the laws of gravity, and I don't understand it.

by #FYPC July 10, 2014

Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)

Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.

by Alkalineaddiction April 7, 2015