A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
 Get the As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.mug.
Get the As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.mug. Bully: u r so gay like im surprised that i dont see a rainbow where you walk
kid: i though we were keeping our relationship a secret
everyone else: THE BULLY IS GAY HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS AND HE HAS A BOYFRIEND
kid: i though we were keeping our relationship a secret
everyone else: THE BULLY IS GAY HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS AND HE HAS A BOYFRIEND
by anonymous August 22, 2022
 Get the gaymug.
Get the gaymug. by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
 Get the Second-hand gaymug.
Get the Second-hand gaymug. Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
 Get the February 4th “Gay Day”mug.
Get the February 4th “Gay Day”mug. I mean if I was someone's mom then it would be true- anyway it can be used as an insult to people who call you gay. (if they call you gay it might mean you are and just accept it)
by Ur local trans male March 5, 2022
 Get the ur mum gaymug.
Get the ur mum gaymug. 
