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cock-a-doodle douchebag

A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.
by Rachiepants September 1, 2019
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cock wench

A female who frequently draws in men with her vaginal area, much like a wench
Did you see Clarissa with Mike last night, she's such a cock wench.
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Cold cock

A cold cock when she’s giving you a blowjob with ice chips in her mouth
Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head
by Big poppy June 4, 2018
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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Venis cock trap

When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
by Venus cock trap May 10, 2018
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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish
by sperm623 August 23, 2023
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Ghost Cocking

A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.
Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.
by Nichelle molet September 17, 2019
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