CrossFit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is erroneously promoted often by CrossFitters as a "functional movement"

Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.

by Carlos Marron February 26, 2024

Gotta go pull a frasier

You gotta go poop

I gotta go pull a frasier

by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022

pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks

What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie

by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries

Did he pulling a saggy pants?

by gay-er-son June 12, 2022

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.

The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.

by Turkman19 March 8, 2011

Pulling On Harry

A word for going up to a person and grabbing their wang.

Person 1: Whoa man did you just see that guy pulling on harry!?!?

Person 2: Yeah that's hot!

by Yomamajorumma April 6, 2008

Pulled a Shakeel

To pull a shakeel: rage kick at least a third of a clan for poor performance in battle or events

Raptor: Did u hear that Shakeel kicked 12 people and then left the clan
Bella: yes, it was a mercy killing. we wouldn't have any of them back. He really pulled a Shakeel.

Raptor: I heard that Zack put him up to it
Bella: 100% homie

by Bslla January 16, 2021