hot jaylon

Hot Jaylon is a type of dude named Jaylon who is hot while the other Jaylon’s aren’t hot

Girl 1: is that a hot Jaylon?!?!
Girl 2: I think so
Girl 1: I didn’t know that those still existed

by that bitch2000000 January 4, 2022

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra

gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket

by M1graine August 19, 2025

Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.

Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.

by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021

Hypnotizing Hot Girls

Something you will want to do to get them to love you.

Daniel is an expert at hypnotizing hot girls. This may or may not be related to his good looks.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Hot Fudge CornDog with Ketchup

You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.

dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night

by funnyzach December 10, 2011

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Hot meth

A tweaker that is a "hot mess"

Felicia you are a hot meth

by Taylormade31 January 30, 2021