by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023
Get the flint-faced hagmug. A person whos face looks unexplainably gay. Nothing to do with their personality or sexuality. They just naturally look like they would make out with someone of the same sex. Straight or not.
Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)
Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner
Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)
Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner
Pointing someone out in a crowd:
“You see that guy over there with gay face?”
“Yeah”
“Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”
“You see that guy over there with gay face?”
“Yeah”
“Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”
by bitchionknowchile March 22, 2024
Get the gay facemug. The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
Get the Toddler facemug. When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.
"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"
by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024
Get the Spaghetti facemug. Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
Get the Punch My Facemug. Someone who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.
I'm a goner, I lost her, like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre
by RandomDrunkGuy January 26, 2023
Get the double-faced entendremug. Face palming 🤦
When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life
Examples:
1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.
2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.
The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.
Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life
Examples:
1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.
2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.
The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.
Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
Get the Face palmingmug.