When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
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what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
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An extremely insulting or emotionally charged phrase combining several Australian colloquialisms. Used to harshly insult someone viewed as despicable, depressing, or contemptible. Usually said in anger or dark humor among Australians familiar with heavy slang.
An extremely insulting or emotionally charged phrase combining several Australian colloquialisms. Used to harshly insult someone viewed as despicable, depressing, or contemptible. Usually said in anger or dark humor among Australians familiar with heavy slang.
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