Skinny dog

A person who always smokes your pot with you but never shares their pot.

Don't invite that skinny dog Doug, he never shares his stash.

by BeLoud January 27, 2022

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog

A domesticated animal that is usually referred to as man's best friend, known also as a pet better than cats.

'Hey, Jimmy I got a new cat.'
'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, you should have gotten a Dog!'

by Kenomax November 10, 2020

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Dog

The most heavenly and divine thing in existence. All doggos deserve the best, because they are the best. All doggos go to heaven. No bad dogs, just bad owners.

I love my dog, i take him for walks daily

by Poltergeist :D May 9, 2022

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 6, 2021

whipped dog

A guy who controlled and on a leash by a woman he is trying to impress

Mathew Ceddia is a whipped dog

by Mathew Ceddia January 6, 2020