dog

something you use as an excuse for not having your homework

teacher: where is your homework?
student: my dog ate it

by Random3343 November 9, 2021

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.

by anonymous April 23, 2025

Dogs

“Dogs” plural of “dog” refers to a small furry ball of pure love and companionship that you can build an unbreakable bond with.

“Dogs are the most important beings in the world”

by I AM RED November 18, 2021

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

Big dogs winky

Someone that consistently acts like a massive penis.

look at you, you big dogs winky...

by RCB666 August 26, 2016

Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023

Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019