The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.
Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning
by whofuckincares March 26, 2011

by GamenMetFreaks January 20, 2017

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.
First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”
How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster May 28, 2018

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013
