what doja said

Doja cat once expressed her love for guys with big noses and explained the reason was because 'you can sit on it'

*tiktok of a conventionally attractive guy with a big nose*
*comments*: what doja said

by Imnotputtingmynameheretf May 31, 2022

what color is an orange

ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.

what color is an orange?
orange.

by Aushdj August 18, 2022

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.

Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,

by JoeliusC September 28, 2012

Hot Carl Weathers

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.

A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

by Ballsballson June 8, 2016