wanker

mad dirty midget feet

I like sucking on british wankers cuz I have a midget fetish

by samnico34 November 9, 2021

wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall

Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.

by anonymous September 18, 2021

wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.

"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"

by chsgaming July 24, 2021

wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.

Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!

by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021

Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick

What a wanker.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022