Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

pommy wanker

An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan

It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker

by MoistMoose August 20, 2023

Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.

He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!

by anonymous August 24, 2023

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021