quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex

Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity

by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020

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puberty virgin

A person in their teenage years that has not hit the peak of puberty.

Person 1: See that guy over there? He hasn't hit the peak of puberty yet.
Person 2: So he's a Puberty Virgin?

Person 1: Yes.

by Racker264 June 12, 2020

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Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

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1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

by run its bc June 14, 2012

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Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin

Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.

by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012

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Semi Virgin

1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.

2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.

1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.

2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience

by Carl_Johnson January 18, 2023

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