metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.

virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!

by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017

Virgin Jayden

A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one

Virgin Jayden can’t get her...

by Winner 62907 April 19, 2019

Virgin Gwaai

The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai

I'm so desperate for a smoke but my gwaais are finished. The only one left is the virgin gwaai

by Your Ma se Poes September 9, 2019

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin

Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.

by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012

virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!

that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?

by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017

Neurodi-virgin

A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.

Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.

by AD4K November 8, 2022