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Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.
Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew
by Icyyy July 17, 2013
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Twitter

An app where basically you eat or be eaten. You're either educated or uneducated about a subject no in between with them. I feel like most of the people who have Twitter are celebs or teens. Can be very toxic and relatable depends on how the people feel.
Friend: I just got the Twitter app girl
Me: Be careful that app is not for weak
by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021
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Twitter

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.
You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”
by Book bfb November 9, 2021
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Twitter

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter
by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022
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Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
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Twitter

A great place for tea.
Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”
by sereneblossom May 15, 2019
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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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