twat rocket

a woman who leaves a long term relationship and gets married within a year

Dude, i thought she was with XXX for the last 17 years! Now she's getting married?
She was...she's a twat rocket

by xxjipsy911xx July 15, 2011

twat licker

the licking of the female sexual body part.

My gosh, Johnny, you're such a twat licker.

by Kasper Lee February 12, 2006

Bangkok Twat

Eating an Egg Roll out of a woman's Vag

So last nite I definitly got some chicken fried rice and a Bangkok Twat.

by Kweave November 6, 2007

twat bang

The act of trimming and or grooming the female snatch region till the aperance of bangs is achived. The practice of teasing the said hair and dowsing with aqua net is considered common practice in the lower 48.

That girls snatch was shaved smooth as a baby rear, except she left some tremendous twat bangs.

Did she have a landing strip?....No, twat bangs.

Pedro:"I like her bangs"Jimmy Wilson: on her head...Pedro:No, her twat. Jimmy: oh

by dannytanner January 30, 2009

Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

bloody twat

A bleeding vagina.

Katie has a bloody twat.

by Clooginagon July 17, 2014