Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

One-Take

When a rapper freestyles out of the blue and spits bars and punchlines to make the crowd go nuts!

Ed: ay yo bro, show dem niggas what you do best in dem battles
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit

by eezydubs January 25, 2021

lightweight taken

Regardless of what he tells you, if he says he’s “lightweight taken” he means just that girl. Move on. You can do better.

“Do I have a girlfriend? No I’m lightweight taken”

by RDSVMAMA September 16, 2021

quotev takeover

A takeover is a group of people on quotev who are all matching their profiles to one specific theme (examples: MHA/BNHA Takeovers, or DBH Takeovers).

-"dude do you wanna start a quotev takeover?"
-"sure lets be countries"

by ikonko January 12, 2022

Capture Taken

That fucking annoying thing your friends do on your switch when they come to your house. Capture taken (x102) so annoying. It fills up your switch’s 2 game memory with captures of you losing your super smash bros games.

Capture taken! “Stop fucking taking captures jonny!”

by balec2 December 24, 2021

national take your girlfriend to work day

today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.

hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?

by ry 2 November 8, 2022