Tommy

a normal guy who’s actually a super cool unicorn in disguise.

Person A: Hey where did that horse come from? And where is Tommy?

Person B: That horse is Tommy.

by jazzy bee benson February 17, 2024

Tommy

An informal term, meaning a very imbecilic and stupid person.

Oh. he's as stupid as a Tommy!

by aj_is_cool_ November 22, 2020

Vommy Tommy

When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.

Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."

by Biocrystals March 23, 2024

Thumping Tommy

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.

Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!

by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018

Tommy

Tommy is a fucking idiot and is very stupid.

"Yo, i fucking hate Tommy!", "Yo, Dude, me too!"

by Tommyhater69_ January 24, 2024

Tommy mcock

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.

oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.

by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023

tommy gumpal

A smart asian boi

Oh shit it’s dat boi Tommy Gumpal

by Yeet-Man May 9, 2018