John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

black thunder twins

Twin brothers in this case black who think they can run game but end up getting played simular to male thots

Girl look at them those are the black thunder twins peddling on their bikes.., gee i wonder what happened to tbeir car

by chevycarsntrucks August 31, 2015

Flying Thunder Turd

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.

" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?

by dirty raoul April 13, 2010

Thunder boom boom

someone, preferably of chocolate descent, that has such high sex appeal they make you want to bang like thunder.

1- Damn! Halle Berry is Thunder Boom Boom!

2- Evan is definitely the most thunder boom BOOM of the school.. DANG.

by THUNDERBOOMBOOM June 10, 2009

down-under thunder

1. That which is located below the waist that makes the owner proud.

2. Passing gas in a way that causes ripples in both the thighs and the air around it.

1. Tonight, if things go right, Sara will be taking a gander at my down-under thunder

2. Man, I have a bad case of the down-under thunders

by Jacob Krieg May 22, 2008

russian thunder-uption

the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).

wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption

by Arielle Ndlake November 03, 2008

Thunder Thigh Dinosaur

An old, fat woman.

Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.

by Cryscuffs February 25, 2011