Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 8, 2023

Twitter

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021

Twitter

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter

"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."

by DeltaWave November 30, 2020

Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter

a social media app that became a opinion cum hole

*on twitter hot topics*
'1:"TW//homophobia"
1:"So this guy 'Chris' said gay like 4 decades ago! he is a homophobic piece of shit, a neo-nazi!"
2:"wdym he is homophobic? he just said gay and nothing else lolo"
1:"152.142.175.255. fucking asshole get doxxed, next im ddosing you"
2:"isnt that the public mcdonalds IP address? dumbass"
1:"you still support this fucking hitler!"
2:" i support him as not hitler, because he didnt do anything lol"
1:"TW//Nazi"
2:"Oh come on"

by not a twitter user January 15, 2022

Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".

Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!

by idk6000 January 1, 2022