The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.
John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
by Jeremy Knightly March 24, 2014
When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
by Dragon cock December 02, 2018
A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
by The Western Reserve Legend May 09, 2017
When you tape the entire toilet seat leaving one whole for you to poop down. You sit down backwards and you push as hard as you can while whistling steam boat Willie.
by George_Clooney1 February 05, 2025
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023