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Spooky Moose

While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky
I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"
by MOLLY WAP March 4, 2022
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Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers
So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers
by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
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Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)
Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.
by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009
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Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss
That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!
by The one blk guy January 16, 2022
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Moose knuckles

Female definition to the male moose knuckles definition; the outline split of her muff seen Through the front seam of her pants/shorts.
“Those babes shorts are so tight her moose knuckles are on display.”

“Whoa Joe! Your girlfriends friends pants show some dynamite moose knuckles !!!!”
by Merriberries December 19, 2020
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