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quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex
Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity
by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020
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puberty virgin

A person in their teenage years that has not hit the peak of puberty.
Person 1: See that guy over there? He hasn't hit the peak of puberty yet.
Person 2: So he's a Puberty Virgin?

Person 1: Yes.
by Racker264 June 12, 2020
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Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
by run its bc June 14, 2012
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Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin
Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.
by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012
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Semi Virgin

1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.

2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.

2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
by Carl_Johnson January 18, 2023
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Profesional virgin

A male or female with 0 partners, often rejecting anyone who asks them out.

Profesional virgin is term often used in Sigma or league of legends community, but is used in other communities as well. This term fits anyone who sold his soul to big company like Gaijin, Riot, Blizzard etc.
1. Hey i downloaded this fun game called League of legends.
2. So youre profesional virgin then?
by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022
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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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