Stoner Kiss

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing

A guy stoner kissed me at a party

by LtHorn February 4, 2023

stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021

stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.

i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed

by quixotickane June 30, 2016

2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999

"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"

by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

Stoner

Alex

Alex is a massive stoner

by 6969693 January 9, 2020

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020