Marios is the kindest, funniest, smartest guy you will ever meet. He is a trustworthy person who will welcome you with open arms and who will appreciate you for who you are. Marios is a great listener and is always a gentleman, he will go out of his own way to make you feel special. He is the right person to turn to for advice and is always open to have deep conversations. If you ever get into a relationship with a Marios, never let go.
by ..0-0 November 07, 2021
(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
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by CarMan115 March 14, 2022
Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!
by Sando Trouton February 05, 2024