Dutch Sweater

the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.

Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!

by The Mad IT Guy June 8, 2011

Dutch cheeseburger

The act of having a fart blown in one's face. Usually as a form of embarrassment or making said person your bitch.

Wow, did you see David bend over and give Matt a Dutch cheeseburger when Matt was sitting on the ground? It was hilarious!

by White IX March 18, 2011

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011

Dutch lunch

When one eats their own butthole.

Drew went home for during his break to eat his Dutch lunch.

by XxpussykillaxX May 31, 2018

Dutch Flower

The bud/flower from marijuana

I love to smoke dutch flowers

by OWSLA April 29, 2012

Double Dutch

When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.

I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.

by BroncoCat May 8, 2013

dutch wink

A wink normally seen in the ice skating arena. When the leg swings around where the head is supposed to be while the other foot is on the ground.

An that was a beautiful dutch wink executed by the romanian ice skater.

by cheif August 10, 2003