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Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
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Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.
"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"
by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Alaskan Bud Dragon

When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.
Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon
by rumblingsky June 16, 2021
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Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.
Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
by Larry the pedophile June 14, 2015
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Alaskan sunrise

The process of passing a tangerine between a person's Anus and another's Anus
Jeez Becky you did an Alaskan sunrise with Jordan. Your both sluts
by Helpfully July 22, 2025
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Alaskan ceiling fan

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.
by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021
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