Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now

by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Conservative tears

Cum or semen from a conservative

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"

by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022

Goth tears

Tears caused by whores

Friend:whats wrong slatty
Me: jus a couple goth tears, im good

by Knowoneism September 26, 2022

goth tears

Tears or intense sadness caused by your whore

Fren: whats wrong slatty
Me: jus a couple goth tears, im straight

by Knowoneism September 26, 2022

Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.

Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.

by Jet Puff October 12, 2022

Tearing dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022