Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Flop tan

The tan lines that appear on one's foot from wearing flip-flops constantly.

Dude, nice job on that flop tan....Not.

by LivinNearFolly October 23, 2010

tanned

punched up

that chavi got tanned

by midgetpornenthusiast February 7, 2023

Tan

the best dj to come, also known as Haimint

Are you a Tancore, yea that Tan guy is awesome

by Digpig November 20, 2021

wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.

Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023

dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020

Xavier Jose Tan

A kind generous sometimes bossy being who always think about the others before himself, someone who you can rely to. He'll be always there for you.

As good as Xavier Jose Tan

by JamesNaismith June 8, 2021