Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
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Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.
I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.
by Monsterball November 19, 2005
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Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.
"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
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feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
by D Chris April 22, 2024
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wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
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Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.
When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot
by thats_a_plant September 28, 2021
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hard table

Someone who inspires another
Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.
by mawkie August 27, 2017
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