by mothernug June 12, 2014
Get the mother nugmug. Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018
Get the Mother-birdingmug. Fat cow mooooo.She has consumed all food in a 100 mile radius.Be careful if you have food this fat cow will come !
by NarinsFatMother April 10, 2022
Get the Narins Mothermug. Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.
by notthefather69 August 8, 2022
Get the Surrogate Mothermug. A PG substitution for mother fucker
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
Get the Mother Truckermug. Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".
Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.
Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...
Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...
by Robert J Sr. July 7, 2014
Get the mother's lipsmug. by BadBitch104 June 2, 2018
Get the mother goosinmug.