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Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!
by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022
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Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!
by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022
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The Denver Shuffle

A dance that, when performed, makes anyone who sees it not want to have sex with the person performing the dance.
"Yeah, Jerry went into the dance circle, trying to pick up some girls, his moves were basically the denver shuffle.
by Gasoline Drinker June 15, 2023
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double-knuckle-shuffle

The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.
hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.
by (|-|4c| September 22, 2023
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knuckle shuffle

1. To become a masterbating pro.
2. Person is a Jerk off.
3. To get a girl to jack you
Barney is becoming a knuckle shuffle pro.
by Rule unknown May 10, 2005
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Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004
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five knuckle shuffle

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
by Bigboidave June 13, 2015
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