by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
Get the slinky richardmug. Worst person you will ever associate with, Dont go near him, Dont date a Richard, they think they are all that, but they are really just crackheads, who like doing coke, Love to party and have sex Any chance they get, Will lie to your face and say they love you, but they will hurt you, you will end up like Amber.
Why are you crying again? Was it Richard?.
by youwillnevermknow April 3, 2019
Get the Richardmug. Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
"Oh no, it's Karen's husband, Richard."
by Not_A_Cat_84 August 18, 2020
Get the Richardmug. 
a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022
Get the richard harold piringtonmug.