Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.
by The Guy on Main St October 01, 2007
by skykam007 March 30, 2010
A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.
"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 07, 2005
A person who doesn't give a fuck about their kids. They tell their kids "I'm going to get the milk I'll be back". but they never come back.
by a black kid witout a dad October 22, 2020
An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
by Hakoda1 November 06, 2016
The opposite comeback of "ur mom," which was a shitty comeback to begin with, so "ur dad" sucks just as bad if not worse.
Andy: I'm going to work tomorrow.
Kevin: Ur dad goes to work tomorrow.
Andy: Fuck off, that comeback sucks as bad as ur mom.
Kevin: Ur dad goes to work tomorrow.
Andy: Fuck off, that comeback sucks as bad as ur mom.
by kingdomkz July 11, 2008
<uhn-kuhl DAAD>
I see that no one seems to explain how someone becomes uncle dad, so I will take the stage. Someone becomes your uncle dad when your dad has sex with his sister (your aunt), producing you in the process. It is that simple. You don't even know if you should call him dad or uncle, so you call him UNCLE DAD.
I see that no one seems to explain how someone becomes uncle dad, so I will take the stage. Someone becomes your uncle dad when your dad has sex with his sister (your aunt), producing you in the process. It is that simple. You don't even know if you should call him dad or uncle, so you call him UNCLE DAD.
It was a fine day in Lincoln Park. Joe saw his sister, Meg, was wearing provocative clothing. Before he could control himself, he felt Johnny Wank get excited and start to yell for more. There was only one way to get Johnny Wank to shut the fuck up: bang his sister. His sister was unlikely to comply with this incestuous deed, so he creeped up behind her and smacked her ass real hard. That took her by surprise and then he ripped off her clothes and raped her before she could do anything to stop him. When he was finished he ran away. Later, when Meg gave birth to a boy named Dale, Joe returned. Dale learned to call his male parent Uncle Dad and his female parent Aunt Mom. Life just sucks sometimes.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 30, 2011