beast infection

i didn't wash my jimmy for three weeks and got a mad beast infection
by turdburglar0 May 13, 2011
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Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.
"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"
by Bildivarian February 15, 2009
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Beast Magnet

1)A person who attracts guys that get any girl they want.
2)A person who simply attracts older guys.
3)A person who attracts the guy everyone wants.
4)A Kristina
"A beast magnet is someone that cant help to be attracted by beast!"
by bella43256 April 05, 2008
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Foul beast

Callum is the foulest of all beasts and he looks like a foul beast and his mating call sounds like Minecraft sounds. He has teeth like a rabbit 🐇 and kills you with his looks and has every disease ever recorded
by Hgffhjuy October 24, 2019
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Meat for the Beast

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
by Wandering in the Desert July 05, 2011
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budget beast

A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.
Damn Jack is a budget beast!
by yodascrotch February 22, 2017
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