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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
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squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012
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Squirrel Zero

A person to be insane c0der and a very active forum/mIRC talk0r!
"Squirrel Zero" also known to be a Project Leader/Coder of www.Frag-Ops.com
"Damn! That SquirrelZero guy is in c0de-land again! What a guy! ="
by Pyro Python August 31, 2003
mugGet the Squirrel Zeromug.

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.
dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel
by long drive to reno April 11, 2011
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flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006
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Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012
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lovely bit of squirrel

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel
by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020
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