Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Tactically Large Spoon

When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat

Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what

by aspEcts353 February 3, 2022

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Peanut butter spoon

Charlie had a peanut butter spoon. That's it nothing more.

"You guy's ever look up Peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary?"

by Bigmode September 19, 2020

Silver spoon Haze

A very potent form of haze known for its bronze color, and very potent smell.

That silver spoon haze got me blasted last night son Twice

by S Marcus March 31, 2007

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Peanut Butter Spoon

Peanut Butter Spoon doesn't mean anything but sounds like it should.

Donut Operator - Have you ever heard looked up peanut butter spoon on the Urban Dictionary?
Dount Operator - I don't know if it is a real thing, but it sounds like it should be.
Viewer - *Viewer Looks up Peanut Butter Spoon on Urban Dictionary*
Viewer -*Finds this and sighs*

by Sixth_Horizon September 18, 2020