dick sniff

From the title its obvious

You dick sniff
hhaahahaha

by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005

Belly Button Nose Sniffler

A brand new revolution in the "sex toy industry." Invented by Jamie and Forrest, this invention is one of a kind. It is shaped as a nose and has various sniffle modes. such as: Allergies, Runny nose, Old man cold, ext. These sniffles send there own distinct vibration trough the belly button area causing optimum pleasure.

BROSKI! did you check out that dank new Belly Button Nose Sniffler commercial? I need one of those ASAP braaaa.

by Squirt May Malone June 15, 2011

sniffhanger

This is a false-alarm of a sneeze. Refers to when you go "ahhh, ahhh, ..." and follow it with no "CHOOO!" and/or volley of nasal grossities.

1-"Ahh, ahh... ah. *sniff*"
2-"Oh good, it was only a sniffhanger."
1-"CHOOO!"
2-"Aww, all over my shirt."

by Willy-O 2006 July 22, 2008

bitch sniff

A phrase used usually in a string of obscenities from Georgian Civil Servants. No underlying meaning, solely an obscenity placeholder. ie. Georgian vernacular.

"What in the shit is this? ...Nuh uh, no, you tell her to go'on and bitch sniff it." yelled a pink in the face, good ole southern Georgia boy from his cubicle.

by D.A.S. September 28, 2005

Bag Sniffer

When one person plays with their bag until their hands have a distinct sweaty balls bag odor and then this person places their fingers under the nostril of some tool or jackass. This tool or jackass is then called "bag sniffer".

Chris has been playing with his hairy, sweaty balls after gym class. Once his hands wreak of his sweaty, salty balls he goes over to Reed and tells him he's just fingered a girl. He says, "Smell my finger." Reed sniffs his moist hands. All of the other guys knew what Chris was doing and die laughing when he says, "Reed, you are a bag sniffer!" This title remained with him his entire high school career.

by Delmas March 13, 2008

Boxer Sniffer

Something a fag does for sexual gratification. See Panty sniffer. It is the opposite.

You faggoty boxer sniffer.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

sniffer

you and your girl are getting it on and your creepy friend and/or roommate is creeping outside your door and breathing deep.

George: what the hell are you doing outside my door?!?!?!

Steve: nothing man... i heard a strange noise and thought i would just check it out....

George: i could see your feet under the door and could hear you breathing asshole!! your such a sniffer!!!

by chloe mcgruber April 19, 2011