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Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
by DickFlex December 20, 2018
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Baby shark

"Baby Shark" is a children's song about a family of sharks. Popular as a campfire song, it has taken off since 2016, spreading through social media, online video, and radio.
Should I sing baby shark?
by mennäperille December 5, 2019
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Gutter-Shark

A gutter-shark is a female whom spends her mental time in the gutter(perverted) sense. The description is meant to entice one to think of their perveted ways in a humorous manner.

A female that lurks in the abyss of the gutter wading for her kill on perversion.
Then Shelby said “ I’m less interested in length and more interested in girth”, as she turned and stared with intent, and I knew right then she was a gutter-shark, because we weren’t even talking about sex, we were discussing food choices.
by Crapapplez October 3, 2019
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snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.
Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."
by angigo April 10, 2011
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Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him
Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!
by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022
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plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
by One smart woman December 14, 2010
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Shark fin

Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought
I just totally gave that chick a Shark fin when she was giving me a hard time
by CnDn_bacon90 November 27, 2016
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