self-ownage

Same as above, added related words

Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage

by DarkDuskX December 30, 2005

selfie queen

a girl who posts nothing but selfies on Instagram. Many of their selfies feature the duck face, a really annoying fucking face that consists of kissy lips and looks really fucking stupid.

Bestie: You're SO a selfie queen! You post nothing but selfies on Instagram and many of them feature the duck face
Instabitch: *Takes duck face picture of herself* SELFIEEE!! Better post this shit on Instagram before all my followers forget what I look like! #selfie. #whitegirl. #duckface. #single. #cute. POST!!!

by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015

Selfie

A photo taken of yourself to be posted to social media, which is not all that different from masturbating if makes you feel satisfied with yourself.

My homework was too boring, so I took a selfie of me taking a selfie and posted it to tumblr and Facialbook so others could too, because I'm not self-ish.

by Hushpuppie November 1, 2013

Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.

Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"

by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011

self-sexual

One who is attracted to their self.
One who engages in mirror sex

Damn, Amy is so self-sexual, she always flirts with herself in the mirror.

by Honora July 7, 2006

Mindless Self Indulgence

1) The definition of Television.

2) A kick ass band.

1) "Yo, Im gonna go watch some t.v." "That shits mindless self indulgence, dawg."

2) "Hey! Who wants to go to the MSI concert with me in two months?!?!"

by Emily, Yeah? March 28, 2008

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007