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Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018
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Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.
I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
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Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night
by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021
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kosher sausage

by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016
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sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009
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Sausage worm

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole
by Ajs11111 May 27, 2018
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Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!
Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!
by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017
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