Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.
Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."
by Kentenathien June 01, 2011
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Lads Rule

Used on occassions when only few people are awake at the end of a night. Those people are allowed everyone else's left over beers as this comes under 'lads rule'. If anyone refuses to give up their beers you only need to say lads rule and they have to give them up.
"We're doing all nighter so we get all the beers"
"What? No!"
"Lads Rule."
"Oh, okay."

End of conversation.
by Lads R00L April 14, 2010
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Wikipedia Rule

References the general theory that when a Wikipedia user is on any given Wikipedia article the user is never more than 6 clicks away from something directly related to sex, either through related articles or text-embedded links.

*Note: 6 clicks is a conservative number, in everyday practice the average required number of clicks is lower.
Wikipedia Rule example link paths:
Starting article: William Howard Taft. 1>Serial Killers. 2> Sex.

Starting article: Brooklyn Bridge. 1>Pedestrians. 2>Health. 3> Reproductive Health. 4>Pregnancy. 5>Vagina.

Starting Article: Manganese. 1>Pigment. 2>Cosmetics. 3>Human Body. 4>Male Reproductive System.
by Siddarthan September 29, 2010
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rule of 7

cut your age in half then add 7, that is how young you can go to hook up with someone
bob:yo you see that girl?
joe:yea but she aint in my rule of 7, she too young
bob:huh
Joe:I'm 20 half that is 10 add 7 thats 17 she only 16, thats a no go
by bobdoleca01 September 26, 2013
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brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.
I got hit by the brown-rule again.
by Parvez March 18, 2006
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rule 121

Rule 121: If it's a chat site, people will fuck on it.
Rule 121a: If it's a chat site and people haven't fucked on it, they will, no exceptions.
Hey dude, I just went on Chatango and it was nothing but people cybering.
Dude, rule 121.
by The Internet Rule Legislators September 27, 2018
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The Golden Rule

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.
by Dordo Bird Expert September 14, 2020
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