Person: Awww cut Polish Rabbits!
Me: (shows arm that is covered in scratches and bleeding) They hurt really bad.
Me: (shows arm that is covered in scratches and bleeding) They hurt really bad.
by anonymous June 10, 2022
Get the Polish Rabbits mug.A quick animal that thinks it can overcome any obstacle, like foxes, snakes, pigs, and other things that might go after it if they hadn't eaten a decent meal in a while.
Nobody had made any agreement with the rabbit, because the rabbit wasn't the kind of person that would ever honor one. The rabbit wanted war because it thought that it would win.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
Get the Rabbit mug.Pass the rabbit - a party game that originated from a 15th century Swedish Easter tradition. The objective, simply put, is to pass a rabbit around while drunk. Points are awarded for each successful pass and are deducted for dropping or killing the rabbit. Rabbits are slippery little bastards. So, to make them easier to hold, the Swedes dress them up in Viking costumes. As per Cardinal Herring's 1674 decree, the rabbit must be passed a distance of at least 27 hamstüngs (roughly 200 meters) every fifth round. In order to accomplish this, the Swedes have developed a special line of cannon and trebuchet that can deliver the rabbit relatively safely (According to a recent government study 93% of rabbits survive the launch. However, only 23% survive each game).
Agnes: What happened at Börje's last night?
Helge: We got trashed and played pass the rabbit.
Agnes: Ohhh... so is it dead?
Helge: Very.
Helge: We got trashed and played pass the rabbit.
Agnes: Ohhh... so is it dead?
Helge: Very.
by rabbitpasser December 5, 2017
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". . . hmm, then maybe you'll know this one, because it seems directly relevant to your career as a politician: does Thomas Aquinas say that human law should be framed for the community rather than for the individual?"
"I guarantee you he will turn white as a sheet and rabbit out of there."
". . . hmm, then maybe you'll know this one, because it seems directly relevant to your career as a politician: does Thomas Aquinas say that human law should be framed for the community rather than for the individual?"
"I guarantee you he will turn white as a sheet and rabbit out of there."
by ridac November 20, 2013
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by KaynG May 15, 2016
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"Don't be deceived, for that rabbit is a killer beast with an insatiable thirst for blood. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog." -Probably a seer for King Arthur
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