Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork
I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom
by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024
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Porking

Porking is a term defined by the act of trolling users on x. Porking is derived from the popular meme token ticker $PORK. $PORK is the #2 token in the PondCoin ecosystem know as the first venture capitalist free defi swap platform.
GO $Pork yourself , @beeple you cuck ! You need a good porking !
by Pond chronicles February 19, 2024
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013
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Chick'n Pork

Chick'n Pork is a Haitian Cooking show on the web.
It's 6pm, Chick'n Pork is on, Shabine will be showing us how to fry griot with plantains.
by SolidHaiti.Tv July 12, 2017
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Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
by Flakybun February 07, 2025
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 03, 2023
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pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.
"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"
by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013
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