I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
Get the Girth Control Pillmug. A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” written and directed by Cis Gendered men who transitioned in 2007-8, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” written and directed by Cis Gendered men who transitioned in 2007-8, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
Man 1: “Damn the trannies are trying to teach 2 year olds about men’s penises! That’s Sexual exploitation and abuse towards a child!”
Man 2: “Holy shit bro you’re Red-Pilled as fuck, Awesome, let’s lynch trannies!
Man 2: “Holy shit bro you’re Red-Pilled as fuck, Awesome, let’s lynch trannies!
by Pelly20k July 31, 2022
Get the Red-Pilledmug. Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.
Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.
by hello muddah September 20, 2022
Get the Lobster pilledmug. When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.
by TheJuicyOne September 18, 2023
Get the fungus-pilledmug. Many people are familiar of the Chris Pill, something to guide both Chris's and Non-Chris's to beauty, wealth, and love. Chris's are thought of as a cosmic deity in the Chris Pill religion, but I've noticed that me, being a god myself, has no religion yet to worship and praise me, so I've decided to fix it.
The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.
Take the Kaylee Pill.
Redesign yourself.
Become a new you.
Become a BETTER you.
The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.
Take the Kaylee Pill.
Redesign yourself.
Become a new you.
Become a BETTER you.
by toskers August 2, 2021
Get the kaylee pillmug. by xdGay123 December 19, 2018
Get the Cheese Pillmug. When you use rare candies in a Pokemon game to instantly level up your pokemon instead of leveling them up normally through tedious training via redundant battling. This method values fun over tradition.
by Jinxler July 19, 2023
Get the Candy Pilledmug.