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Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.
Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"
by D Tausch March 20, 2011
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pandajew

That dude is pandajew.
by STNMN March 10, 2005
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Pand0ra

Pand0ra is the bringer and keeper of the sacred b0x. If the b0x is to be opened all hell will be unleashed upon man. Thats if you piss Pand0ra off.
now you have done it, you made her mad, your in hell now
by PandaBear June 5, 2005
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Panda Face

Asian-American female who is somewhat overweight, usually due to having grown up eating the fatty American diet.
You: "Did you see that hot Asian chick back there?"

Me: "Yeah, she was alright but kind of a Panda Face."
by superwordsmith March 8, 2010
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Hell-Raising Panda

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.
"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."
by Cornelius Ayre Akbar December 16, 2008
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paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.
a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"
by bentpin April 25, 2016
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Panda

1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.

4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.

Deon: Panda.

2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?

Bill : You're such a panda, dude.

3) Jenny: You want to have sex?

Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.

Jenny: Fucking panda!

4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
by OMFGPANDA September 11, 2010
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