Owen Berdan

Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.

Did you hear Owen Berdan morbed all over that guy and sent him across the country

by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022

Owen

A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.

THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!

Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.

by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025

Pulled an Owen

The act of leaving without warning. Generally thought of as rude, and annoying.

-Person 1 "Hey wait where's Andrew? I was just talking with him!"
-Person 2 "I guess he just Pulled an Owen"

by RandomishAsian December 31, 2015

OWEN

IF you know a owen he for sure has a back cock

wow look at that cock he is probably a owen

by Big dick Owen September 6, 2022

Owen

A guy with the biggest cock going like this guy really has something special

Omg I wish I could bounce on Owen’s big cock

by Dinossur November 22, 2021

Owen

Owen. He is a great guy who when he falls in love, he can’t get her out of his mind. He is a great boyfriend, and even greater friend. He also swears a lot..Tall, a brunette, and stronger and heavier that’s his peers. He’s all smiley and happy and always a good person to talk to about something personal. Might send mixed signals, and most likely had ADHD. If and Owen seems off, he’s probably not okay. SO CHECK IN WITH HIM TO SEE HOW HE IS!!!

Damn! Owen is a great fucking friend. Wonder how he’s doing?

by I like trains, you know?! November 3, 2020

Owen

Short male with blond/gingers hair and probably plays ice hockey

Owen is planning to go play ice hockey

by Notcoolest April 2, 2022