micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
by Pic889 September 07, 2019
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liams tittys

liams tittys: damn
by heilhitIer September 10, 2021
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Titty Tat

self-explanatory; a tatoo on one's breast, preferrably female.
Woman: Yo, check out my new Titty Tat!
Man: Mike got one too!
by BigTittyTat December 24, 2010
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Sand titties

The mexican corn chip santitas. But when mixed in with some liquor the bag appears to say San Titties.
by MarkDjoker January 19, 2012
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Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.
Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties
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Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.
Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."
by JTM24 September 17, 2021
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road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.
if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!
by ChameleonicX October 12, 2019
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