double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 17, 2011
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Double Exclam

Originally coined by chess master Danny Rensch, double exclam is a suffix to any outstanding move, chess or otherwise. It is sometimes said as "double exclamaviotch."
Person A: Pawn to g4, double exclam!
Person B: You really suck at chess
by Laddy Jesus March 14, 2019
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Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.
The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
by Psammead6 May 27, 2013
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Double Virgin

Someone who has neither had sex or ever masturbated.
Iysis is a double virgin, lmao imagine.”
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Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.
Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.
by nutella137 October 12, 2020
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Double Shitty

When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.
Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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Double cunt

A female drunk who knowingly has sex with married men. She cant get enough. its rumored that she has such a huge vagina, that it makes a large penis-appearance bulge in her shorts. thus making her a double cunt.
That double cunt slut looks juat like kristina! Oh wait, it is her!!!
by VindictiveAngel January 14, 2023
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