top earner

A high priced Hooker.

The way that chick's ass is hanging out that dress, she could definitely be top earner in a brothel

by suidicken November 28, 2017

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

top tray

Like top shelf......of highest quality

eg "Dem trainers are top tray fam"

by Bobby the Byfield June 10, 2018

Top Waffler

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀

U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler

by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019

Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.

Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI

by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022

droppin' tops

doing shrooms.

"Yo come over to my place so we can start droppin' tops.

by _Miyuki June 7, 2016

misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011